The 12 Facebook Days of X-mess
Published by Rob Skiba December 24, 2013 at 4:25 PM
Click this link to listen as you read: http://www.babylonrisingblog.com/mp3/12FacebookX-mess.mp3
In light of the many responses I’ve received to the various anti-Christmas posts I’ve been making over the past two weeks or so, I decided to write a goofy little song to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas:
On the first day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
We’ll worship as we please!
On the second day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the third day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the fourth day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
[Four letter words]
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the fifth day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
You’rrrrrrrre a herrrrrrr-e-tic!
[Four letter words]
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the sixth day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
You’ve got it comin’
You’rrrrrrrre a herrrrrrr-e-tic!
[Four letter words]
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the seventh day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
Seven hundred freaking!
You’ve got it comin’!
You’rrrrrrrre a herrrrrrr-e-tic!
[Four letter words]
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the eighth day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
Eight people mocking.
Seven hundred freaking!
You’ve got it comin’!
You’rrrrrrrre a herrrrrrr-e-tic!
[Four letter words]
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the ninth day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
Nine ladies laughing.
Eight people mocking.
Seven hundred freaking!
You’ve got it comin’!
You’rrrrrrrre a herrrrrrr-e-tic!
[Four letter words]
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the tenth day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
The Lord is weeping.
Nine ladies laughing.
Eight people mocking.
Seven hundred freaking!
You’ve got it comin’!
You’rrrrrrrre a herrrrrrr-e-tic!
[Four letter words]
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the eleventh day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
Eleven pastors lying.
The Lord is weeping.
Nine ladies laughing.
Eight people mocking.
Seven hundred freaking!
You’ve got it comin’!
You’rrrrrrrre a herrrrrrr-e-tic!
[Four letter words]
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we’ll worship as we please!
On the twelfth day of X-mess my Facebook said to me…
Big Nimrod parties!
Eleven pastors lying.
The Lord is weeping.
Nine ladies laughing.
Eight people mocking.
Seven hundred freaking!
You’ve got it comin’!
You’rrrrrrrre a herrrrrrr-e-tic!
[Four letter words]
We’ll de-friend!
Who are you to judge?
And we will worr-er-ship as w-ee-ee pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
So shaddap!
– Rob Skiba
Hey! I thought we told you to shut up!!
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